Oct
01
2009
0

I thought we were the Judean Peoples’ Front?

The Wisconsin Tourism Federation has recently decided to amend its nomenclature to the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin, after they learned that their acronym – which they’ve proudly been using since 1979 – was identical to a piece of rude vernacular in common use on the Internet.

wtfftw

The main WTF at work here seems to be why they’d pass up a perfectly good marketing opportunity like this…  after all, the Federated Union of Colorado, Kansas, Wyoming, Idaho, and Texas Spelunkers aren’t given such a silver platter.

[The Age Online]

Written by piecost in: Newsing | Tags: , , ,
Aug
04
2009
0

Hell hath no fury like a woman with rudimentary D.I.Y. skills

All the best stories start this way:

Four women, including the man’s wife, in court after allegedly imprisoning their former lover and supergluing his genitals to his stomach.

Got to love the closure though:

The man got free from the bed by chewing through one of his bindings, went outside and borrowed a telephone from the motel owner to call police.

Chewing through his bindings.  With his dick stuck to his stomach.  Rock and roll.

[thelondonpaper]

Written by piecost in: Newsing | Tags: , ,

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