Genki Wear, purveyors of movie/TV sci-fi replica jewellery (which, let’s face it, is the natural extension of the sensible and normal love we all secretly harbour for the idea of owning a replica of the Headpiece of the Staff of Ra) are announcing a new range of cologne modelled on the Star Trek original series. I wish I were making this up.
For the macho yet romantic stud in your life, why not buy a bottle of “Tiberius”? Seemingly distilled from essence o’Shatner, “Tiberius Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse”.
If you pump the spray nozzle, there's a pause of about 2 seconds before the stuff comes out.
Or, for the man who likes to live each day like it’s his last, why not embrace the mandarin, bergamot, leather and musk notes of Red Shirt? As the box prophesies, “Because tomorrow may never come”.
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