Yes, this is a real thing. The Uroclub – a hollowed out golf club replica which one unscrews the cap from and relieves oneself in when caught short out on the course.
It looks roughly the same as a 7 iron. Except that it’s got urine dribbling out from around the top seal. It also comes with a belt-clippable “privacy towel”, so you can have a covert wank while you’re at it. And all yours for only $24.95.
