Feb
04
2009
0

We’re not even supposed to be here today!

Short back & sides sir?

Short back & sides sir?

In Colorado Springs a 7-11 store was held up & robbed by a masked man brandishing what store clerks identified as a Klingon Bat’leth sword.

(The specimen pictured left, from the Daily Mail, was handed in during a UK sword amnesty – the Heil selected the most outrage-inspiring weapon they could find, obviously, and claimed that “It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone’s head off.”)

The story reports that after successfully robbing the first store,

A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N. Union Blvd., where a man matching the previous description entered the store with a similar weapon. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk refused and the robber ran off.

Presumably the clerk figured that, armed with a big pointy sword or not, he could probably take down a Star Trek nerd.

[Denver News, via /.]

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