It’s usually a word that sounds like hammer-heads that means “a pain in the arse”

piecost — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:11:23 +0000

Seems that in Romania people still don’t mind a bit of do-it-yourself treatment, and in this case the bloke probably would have been better off going to see a chiropractor.

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.

“He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.

“But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first – but then he lost the second one as well.”

Unfortunately the article doesn’t detail the exchange between the man and the doctor following the removal:

“So what to you want me to do with these hammers, sir?”

“You can stick them up your arse for all I care!”

No, I realise that isn’t funny.

[nicely spotted Rybot, who doesn't have a website]

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.

“He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.

“But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first – but then he lost the second one as well.”

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It’s usually a word that sounds like hammer-heads that means “a pain in the arse”