Seems that in Romania people still don’t mind a bit of do-it-yourself treatment, and in this case the bloke probably would have been better off going to see a chiropractor.
Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.
“He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.
“But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first – but then he lost the second one as well.”
Unfortunately the article doesn’t detail the exchange between the man and the doctor following the removal:
“So what to you want me to do with these hammers, sir?”
“You can stick them up your arse for all I care!”
No, I realise that isn’t funny.
[nicely spotted Rybot, who doesn't have a website]
Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.
“He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.
“But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first – but then he lost the second one as well.”