Candy manufacturer Haribo has come under fire from an idiot in Yorkshire who, during a visit to his local supermarket, decided that the graphics on the packaging were in fact pornographic. The stylised cartoon fruit characters – each depicted with a smile of sorts – were presumably having more fun that would be ordinarily reasonable for citrus or stonefruit, and the only explanation is therefore that it must be covert smut-peddling.
“The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”
That lime’s no gentleman, sir.
[props to The Puzzler]