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In the future all public buildings will have a centrally plumbed bacon dispensing machine

piecost — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:43:42 +0000

A bacon-based gas axe

piecost — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:04:11 +0000

Apparently it’s quite scientifically sound to construct a “thermal lance” for cutting through metal by piping oxygen through a tube of prosciutto and igniting it. Theodore Gray has an article about it here.

Part of me thinks it’s undeniably awesome, but part of me is a little disappointed that the article’s been up for 2 days now and yet not one of the comments has included the phrase “pork sword”.

Beans from that wonderful, maaaaaagical animal

piecost — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:40:22 +0000

The amazingness of bacon strikes again, with the global obsession now prompting the release of Bacon Flavoured Jelly Beans.

Lamentably, not shippable from Amazon.com to the UK. Still, a guy can dream, can’t he?

And a green salad

piecost — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:45:39 +0000

Hard to know what’s the most farking turgid thing on this site… It’s either the Krispy Kreme Bacon Double Cheese Burgers

the Happy Meal Pizza

or the inventively nomenclatured Turbaconucken (being of course a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey… and all wrapped in bacon).

In truth I suspect bacon is the key to wrongess here. Still, it’s so versatile!

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