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Apparently it’s quite scientifically sound to construct a “thermal lance” for cutting through metal by piping oxygen through a tube of prosciutto and igniting it.  Theodore Gray has an article about it here.

Part of me thinks it’s undeniably awesome, but part of me is a little disappointed that the article’s been up for 2 days now and yet not one of the comments has included the phrase “pork sword”.

The amazingness of bacon strikes again, with the global obsession now prompting the release of Bacon Flavoured Jelly Beans.

Lamentably, not shippable from Amazon.com to the UK.  Still, a guy can dream, can’t he?

Hard to know what’s the most farking turgid thing on this site…  It’s either the Krispy Kreme Bacon Double Cheese Burgers

the Happy Meal Pizza

or the inventively nomenclatured Turbaconucken (being of course a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey… and all wrapped in bacon).

In truth I suspect bacon is the key to wrongess here.  Still, it’s so versatile!

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