Jul
23
2009
0

It’s usually a word that sounds like hammer-heads that means “a pain in the arse”

Seems that in Romania people still don’t mind a bit of do-it-yourself treatment, and in this case the bloke probably would have been better off going to see a chiropractor.

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.

“He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.

“But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first – but then he lost the second one as well.”

Unfortunately the article doesn’t detail the exchange between the man and the doctor following the removal:

“So what to you want me to do with these hammers, sir?”

“You can stick them up your arse for all I care!”

No, I realise that isn’t funny.

[nicely spotted Rybot, who doesn't have a website]

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.

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“He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.

“But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first – but then he lost the second one as well.”

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Mar
16
2009
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He stared at me from his spotty arse

Good grief, as if it wasn’t complicated enough to be a teenager: a Berkshire teenager has had a spot of bad luck, when he woke up to discover that his forehead acne spelled out the word “arse”.

arse

I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong. I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror.

I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.

[from Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

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Feb
16
2009
0

Blowing smoke up one’s arse isn’t as amusing as previously thought

Sounds like the German phrase which translates to “air rifle” means something slightly different to the English/Australian meaning, however either way you shouldn’t stick them in your bum:

A German steel foundry worker has been given a nine months jail sentence after poking an air rifle up his friend’s bottom and firing it – causing his intestines to explode.

[Austrian Times]

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