Perineal cabaret favourite Mr Methane auditioned for the new series of Britain’s Got Talent, and was unjustly sent off to scornful lashings of derision by Mr Cowell.
I mean, they barely gave him a chance. He didn’t even have a chance to get the talcum powder out.
He’s fartoo good for them anyway.
Ancient Spanish festival known as Rapa das Bestas centres around wild horses being corralled up, and then participants of all ages wrestle them to the ground with their bare hands.
What is it with the Spanish and interfering with large quadrupeds?
[from Inquisitr]
I’m not entirely sure ANYONE has figured out what this is meant to be advertising. Assuming it is an advertisement, of course.
[via jwz]
A constant source of hilarity is when cultures collide and the crossover isn’t as linear as everyone involved is hoping. A splendid example of this is most of the videos of western celebs joing Japanese commercials over at Japander.com. Who could forget The Governator’s commercial for what I can only assume is an energy drink of some sort:
Eastern Europe too produces some absolute corkers, and for some reason Cracked.com has compiled a list of 20 movie posters which somehow became casualties of translation.
This is allegedly the Russian poster for Star Wars:
It looks like some weird hybrid of Thundercats, Hellraiser, The Bird Cage, and possibly Time Bandits. Even so it seems far more on-topic than the Polish campaign to advertise 80’s masterpiece of corpse-puppetry, Weekend At Bernie’s:
[Cracked.com via thornae]
Hard to know what’s the most farking turgid thing on this site… It’s either the Krispy Kreme Bacon Double Cheese Burgers
the Happy Meal Pizza
or the inventively nomenclatured Turbaconucken (being of course a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey… and all wrapped in bacon).
In truth I suspect bacon is the key to wrongess here. Still, it’s so versatile!
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