Excellent story about overpowering cologne. I think you deserve the straight quotes:
Thirty-four people went to hospital and dozens were treated for sickness after strong perfume was sprayed by a woman in a Texas bank.
Two workers initially complained of having chest pains and headaches.
The story said that people had initially thought the scent was a carbon monoxide leak, and that investigators could not work out what kind of perfume was sprayed. I know what kind it was. It could only be… Sex Panther.
