Yes, horse buggery.
A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.
Don’t worry, there’s no picture.
[thanke Bruce]
For the love of decency, don't put this in your loungeroom.
The world is awesome. Someone’s had the foresight to combat the leg-humping-dog problem by building a doggie sex doll.
The DoggieLoverDoll faux female features a silicone vagina and an “easy to clean reservoir.”
And think of all the throwaway excuses this give you – “Hi Mum, sorry I didn’t answer the phone – I was just busy hosing dog spunk out of the realistic silicone reservoir”.
[via BoingBoing]
Excellent story about overpowering cologne. I think you deserve the straight quotes:
Thirty-four people went to hospital and dozens were treated for sickness after strong perfume was sprayed by a woman in a Texas bank.
Two workers initially complained of having chest pains and headaches.
The story said that people had initially thought the scent was a carbon monoxide leak, and that investigators could not work out what kind of perfume was sprayed. I know what kind it was. It could only be… Sex Panther.
If a Klingon told me I had to buy a Happy Meal, I’d frigging well do it. They’ve got a temper…
[via Wil Wheaton's blog]
Well known scientific journal The Telegraph provides us with this gem of a headline: Red wine increases women’s sexual desire.
One theory put forward by the team of Italian doctors who carried out the study is that chemical compounds found in red wine may improve sexual functioning by increasing blood flow to key areas of the body.
So, to put it another way, a bunch of Italian doctors took a bunch of women out on the piss, and the ones who they’d fed more red wine to seemed keener to want to shag them. A further conclusion was:
The researchers, who reported their findings in the Journal of Sexual Medicine last week, say the outcome is even more striking because the red wine drinkers were, on average, older than the other two groups, and age tends to be associated with a declining sex drive.
One can safely conclude therefore that the doctors were young & naive, and consequently surprised to find that if you give a bunch of older ladies a load of red wine they’ll enthusiastically try to latch on to any high-income-earners in the room.
[thanks Bruce]
And by the way, huge props to the Dutch for inventing a fad which could be called “Smart tossing”.
And I can plaaaaaaaay….
(What can you plaaaaaay?)
I can play the arrogant misogynistic antagonistic belligerent egocentric twerp.
[hot off the b3ta.com forums, via The Ginger Führer]
Hopefully this blog doesn’t become too hammer-obsessed…
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