Wichita, Kansas police arrested a man Sunday morning for attacking a police horse with a 5ft long inflatable penis. As in they used an inflatable penis to attack the horse: the horse didn’t have a… never mind.
The man was accompanying a group of women on a “Bachelorette party” when two officers on horseback spoke to the group. The man, who had previously been “joking around” with the penis thought it would be funny to hurl it at an officer, but missed and hit the horse instead, spooking the horse.