Following previous entry on Chris Morris and John Clarke, I stumbled across the latter’s new website, which features footage from 1985 of one of the infamous Reports on Farnarkeling.
By way of explanation of what Farnarkeling is, the website offers:
In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side’s transom-housing.
It’s virtually straight from the face-hole of Morris himself…