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[Arbroath]

Peach Best and Stuart Sut-quince were withdrawn from the lineup

[AccordianGuy]

Yes child, enjoy your naive appreciation of life’s novelty. Soon you will grow and so will your disdain for this banal existence you once considered beautiful.

[Rolcats, thanks Rohan]

An elderly man walks into a confessional.

He tells the priest, ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children and grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’

Man: ‘What sins?”

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’

Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’

Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’

Man: ‘I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.’

[Popbitch]

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Chinese artist Shu Yong is dragging an enormous set of boobies around on a special cart, towed by a cow that has been painted red.

The huge spherical breasts – each almost two metres in diameter – is the work of  ‘pioneering artist’  Shu Yong.

It is being dragged by a red-painted cow and showcased to rural audiences in villages in China’s Guangdong province following an exhibition in Beijing.

Yong has said the artwork is intended to increase appreciation for a woman’s natural curves, with cosmetic surgery having gained in popularity in China in recent years.

[thelondonpaper]

In Eaton, Norwich a golf ball has turned up deeply embedded within a conifer tree.

“We think the ball came off the first tee, went into the trees and was lost. It must have lodged in a fork or embedded itself in the trunk and the tree just grew round it.”

[via NothingToDoWithArbroath]