Jun
13
2010
0

The red arrows demonstrating it’s time for a new helmet

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[High quality knob gag courtesy of Tom Scott]

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Apr
15
2010
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Frankly, this idea’s a bit hard to stomach.

Whoever said that the world had run out of unique marketing ploys for the alcohol sales industry clearly hadn’t heard of The Rectum Bar in Vienna.

Presumably this is the only place on the planet you can still buy Watney’s Red Barrel.

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Mar
29
2010
2

Girl solving Rubik’s cube, balancing books on her head, and reciting 100 digits of Pi

I’m pretty sure this is the perfect woman.

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Mar
11
2010
1

What would happen if Martin Clunes, Richard Kiel, Topol, and Thijs van Leer ever got into a catastrophic cloning mixup

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[don't thank me, thank Chelseabells!]

Mar
10
2010
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Would that make him Batty Wooster?

Jeeves & Wooster: admittedly I’ve never read the Wodehouse text, but rather seen the exemplarary TV series starring Hugh Laurie & Stephen Fry.  Still that’s a suitable grounding for extrapolating & visualising the scene here in “What if Bertie Wooster, rather than being a mere layabout, was also Batman?“.

“Enough talk about that, Jeeves. I think I’ve made it quite clear that the cape represents my bat-wings, for I am a child of the night, and so forth.”
“Could not some other form of abstraction suffice, sir?”
“Well, without the wings, I’m hardly a bat, am I? I’m sort of a black badger.”
“I understand badgers can be quite nasty in a pinch.”
“Yes, but it’s not like a great roaring badger came smashing through my window at Brinkley, is it? It was a bat. That’s an omen, Jeeves. Can’t mess about with omens, that’s bad luck.”
“Sir, a bat did not crash through your window either. You dreamt it.”
“Dream omens are still omens.”
“I concede the point.”
“Thank you, Jeeves. By the way, this is really cracking nosh.”
“I do my best, sir.”

[excellent spot there by thornae]

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Mar
04
2010
1

They must REALLY like cheese.

Footage from 2009’s Coopers Hill Cheese Rolling race in Gloucestershire.  Why on earth anybody would do this is a complete mystery.

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First prize is winning the cheese.

Second prize is £5.

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Feb
15
2010
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It’ll f*** you up for life

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[forwarded in by Rohan, aged 8]

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Feb
12
2010
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Yes, they used the expression “meat stylus”

The iPhone’s electrostatic screen is excellent for putting in your pocket and not accidentally having coins or keys push the buttons.  But how to operate it with gloves on in this chilly weather?  In South Korea they’ve turned to the humble sausage:

Apparently snack sausages from the CJ Corporation are electrostatically compatible with the iPhone’s capacitive touchscreen, leading many to use them as a “meat stylus” in the cold weather, rather than remove a glove.

Yep.  Meat stylus.  Not a bad name for a band.

[thanks to Sam over at The Jerk Store]

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Feb
11
2010
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70 percent of the time, it works every time

No, not Sex Panther – it’s the genuine scent of Old Spice.

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Bam!

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